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My Geek Code (v3.0) Says....

GIT d- s: a++ C++ UA+L+++S-X+ P++ L+++ !E W++ N++ w PE Y+ PGP++ t+ 5 X-- R tv+ b++ DI+ !D G-- e++ h-- y?

Geek: GIT
I'm a geek of information technology.
Dress: d-
I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt. I probably don't remember what I wore yesterday.
Shape: s:
I'm the height of an average geek.
I'm as round as an average geek.
Age: a++
I'm between 50 and 59.
Computers: C++
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in.
Unix: UA+L+++S-X+
I had an account or two once.
I don't need to crack /etc/passwd because I just modified su so that it doesn't prompt me. The admin staff doesn't even know I'm here.
I have a Solaris account.
I used it a fair amount once.
Perl: P++
Perl is a powerful programming tool. I don't write shell scripts anymore because I write them in Perl.
Linux: L+++
I use Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor comp.os.linux.* and even answer questions some times.
Emacs: !E
I don't use Emacs.
Web: W++
I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.
Usenet: N++
I read all the news in a select handful of groups.
Windows: w
Ok, so I use MS Windows. I don't have to like it.
Politics-Economic: PE
Distrust both government and business.
Cypherpunks: Y+
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.
I have the most recent version and use it regularly
Trek: t+
It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.
Babylon 5: 5
I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.
X-Files: X--
If I wanted to watch this kind of stuff, I'd talk to Oliver Stone
Roleplaying: R
Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.
Television: tv+
I watch some tv every day.
Books: b++
I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.
Dilbert: DI+
I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it
I don't play Doom.
Geek Code: G--
Not only a waste of time, but it obviously shows that this Hayden guy needs a life.
Education: e++
Got a bachelors degree
Housing: h--
Living with one or more people who know nothing about being a Geek and refuse to watch Babylon 5.
Sex[m]: y?
It's none of your business what my sex life is like.